morning my friends!!!
my nemesis and animals ^^
slept quite well last night .
cause i won 500 this morning?? hehe .
just finished journal , so what's left is codings and fun !!!
i believe , all along , we're happy to learn english read story from this blog ,
so on . bla bla bla .



alex , after J left , i dont like u as much i used to though .
its what you told me that night .
'i can treat you as a friend now , but i many no even bother to talk to you later ,
this is how i do work '
after hearing this . wow . for some future purposes , your number is still on my phone .
my gawd , which part of indonesian chinese do you not understand?
but your msgs last night weren't full of wrong grammars and spelling .
not bad not bad ^^
even cleaners also have to speak good english okay!!!
enough about alex . . lets go to next topic ^^



you people , monkey see monkey do .
very norm is it??
step on the others to get to another?
fuck? u stepped on paul to get to jewel ?
then the other bunde cant chase mar then go chase J ~
thats why the word pathetic is invented for ?



hei look i fininshed my exam!!
c'mon everyone party with me!!!
we go party!!!
i got money i got money!!!
i borrowed money then i got money to party lor!!
-________-||
so , dont promise people if you cant . the money you owed . is more than half a year le can?
you work your ass off , you spent on your own luxuries . then fuck . my tai sai?
how come i only go after money from you most of the time?
cause i want to remind you , partying with other's money is just fake front .
empty vessels , whats the jizz . . hao kan bu hao chi .
the best looking part of you is when you jog . never fails to make one smile !!!! ^^



from this section onwards , for entertainment purposes !!!
if you feel uneasy , go to the nearest vet available :)
as for other readers .
i'm gladful if u accidentally found this blog and read .
or else you would be begged by the other monkeys to read . then tag~
let me try whats my humour level ^^


fuck lah
cb , after eating pork u guys got nothing better to do ar??
your whole family go eat pork on the floor , share one plate eat together .
then bathing time , your maid use water hose spary you all one by one at the garden .
wtf?? too free to meddle to you good friend's affair??


my friend lost his phone , this what he sms .
ehh cb , return the phone lei mother fucker .
your son no lanjiao , every month menstruation .
your daughter squat on geylang , let geylang dogs fuck .
you mother incest with your uncle .
your father incest with your maid , your family incest twice a day ( like no link right )
you fuck , you so ugly that your grandma climb out from the grave to look for your grandfather in the other grave and cry . after cryin then your granfather climb out and sleep on your grandma grave .
fuck , then your grandma de granfather see liao also follow .
everyone climb here climb there . fucking whole family is a joke .
cb la . you see people drink tea you drink own pee .
what' more important is the cup right??
same cup got ice can liao . fuck .


feel happy right??
can read cannot tag , cb . tag la tag la .
yayayayayayayaya . . i scared . . dont dare put tag board .
cb , tag la tag la . i scared , so wad? tag la?? nb .
cannot tag??
ask your father tag la .
ask your mum how to tag la .
ask your friends come tag la . ask the whole litter tag la .
a litter of puppies~ awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww . . .
fuck cb , why havent tag??
ohh , you cannot find the box is it??
wtf? why u ask the computer where the box??
why u scroll your mouse to look for tag board??
you log in put cbox la??
username : iambornloser@hotmail.com
password : iliveinspca4ever .
lol lol lol lol lol lol



not happy??
find people la .
wtf??
my phone number 9062 your mother lanjiao stuck at your father cb .
u lan lan now??
cause your bone got stolen by your friends when clubbing that time .
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha .
funny right??
cb , i laughing like mad while typing this .
i was waiting for pp la .
i thought he will scold me , then i start writing compo for him . .


oooops . you pp ar??
fuck la , why never tag me??
tag la , tag la . . cannot find the box??
ask the com la , call me ask la . dont know how to use handphone?
walaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . .
ask your stupid father la ??
you got the genes from him ma ??
no? you bastard ar?? your mother philipino maid run away with bangla boyfriend??
then left u sleep with your sister??
then your poor father everyday wear branded to steal handphone .
then the son follow also .
walao ehh , your father use his own cup to drink and shit .
not ask you to drink from his cup and shit . you own cup!!!


not happy??
tag me la ~~~
walao . . why??
you tag me cause you like him???
why?? your eyeballs behind your nipple??
or your family also the same species??
cb , must be excursion time you all seat together at senoko to picnic right??
must faster okay? later the truck throw u inside incinerator .
one tag , all tag together , all cb , all squat when pee that time .
what the hell?? one not happy , all jump down together??
but dont 1 steal handphone a;; steal together ok??
later 1 die , all die together?? hehhehhehehehehe . .



why havent tag me??
2 days liao lei . .
ehh , psps , 2 hours only . .
ohhh , sorry sorry . . cannot find cbox right???
hehehehehehe . .
log in to create la??
wtf!!! you dont know how to read words or still need me to tell you where's the sign in page??
you love reading stories right???
tel this joke to your parents la . .
may be they will praise you clever for being able to tag people??
your school , i mean school friends teach u well mah!!!
hehe . .



fuck , why am i laughing?? you cant laugh??
tag haha , tag bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz , tag woof woof??
walaooooooooo ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . .
tag lei , tag lei . . whyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
soewandi no blog can die???
i dont have friends to hang out with??
i cannot go around telling people they're my best friend?
i cannot tell them today best friend , tmr no best friend??
why?? you got blog i dont know how to spam??
why???!!!!! why u got no brain??
why only me and you then your friends also got scolded??
why!!!!!! why your eyeballs look like the nuts from besides your dick .
why cb hanging out from your nose , is sneeze how?? become wider?
why?? very happy want to tag me right???
tag laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . .
u tell me which cb , stop u from tagging me???
tag la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tag , dog tag . hhehehehehehehehehe . .




born loser will always be loser .
born rejects will only hang out with rejects .
born pricks cant do much other than being cleaners .
born dog , cant change the habit of eating shits .
its in the blood??
this is for J , P and your parents shitloads .